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faithanddagger:

I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.

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stability:

life hack: spend your student loans on new clothes. you’ll still be just as poor and you’ll look a lot better

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shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

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mice-and-afflictions:

thingswedontneed:

anus:

off to a good start

intimidation is key

Is that nic cage
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mind-walker:

untitled by Esben Bøg on Flickr.